February 2012
I’m two days behind on my dash and you people are making me hate the Oscars and I didn’t even watch them.
Raging homos on here, I swear.
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I feel like there is a concentration of gay around me lately.
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Goddamn it. I don’t want to have sex, I want to fully mindfuck a person. I’m horny for a whole human. I want to soak up ideas while the sheets soak up our sweat. I want a sharp tongue to trace the lines of my hips where fingers illicited laughter the day before then I’ll explore every dip and convolution of your muscles as well as every rise and fall of your mood, bicep and...
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I’ve been wondering lately if I’m going about this whole sex thing wrong. Maybe I don’t need a mind maybe I do just want a dick. I should just let a moist tongue intrigue me more than a sharp one and let hot breath gasp in ecstasy rather than shock or amusement. I was given the chance to be ravaged and to ravage back. I could have been pounded ankles at my ears, I could have...
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The campus conquistador bought me dinner. Open and kind about his former conquered territories and respectful to the idea I am not conquered easily, he was a person fully integrated and happy with his carnal life, still intelligent and humorous, which was a novel and impressive idea to me being one who separates them to a degree without thought. Rounds of laughter and some non-CPR mouth to mouth...
I’m not saying being single is better but I’m not saying a relationship is better either.
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Fracisco brought up the infamous Slave I photo I...
bryanthephotogeek:
Luckily I can’t find it on my tumblr.
I was going though my following list and found “legopenis”…..
I got an eyeful of this shit.
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
You NEED to look at this, guys.
It’s beautiful……
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cultureandjunk asked: I'm watching a jeopardy from last week and one of the video clues was a SLOTH!!! it was adorable and made me think of you.
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I need ideas for my workout tonight. Something creative.
Push ups, sit ups, and jumping jacks were yesterday. It’s too cold to run.
Please?
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alienhugs:
it’s hard to remember that depression is all chemicals
it has nothing to do with who you are or what you do or what kind of life you lead
depression doesn’t know you. it doesn’t know your job or your friends. depression isn’t set upon you by some malevolent being set on making you miserable. its just your brain. your brain turning against you but it doesnt know it’s turning against...
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So I've forgotten how to write a thesis that...
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I need to date an artist so we can take naked pictures of each other and call it art.
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Anonymous asked: DYK that you're an incredible attractive, intelligent, and handsome man and precisely my type but I moved away from the springs years ago for undergrad and will never move back and that's terrible?
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I need to whine a little….
I work at least twice as hard as all my friends. I make less money, I get less sleep, I party less, I love less, I see my family less. They have a boyfriends and get constant support from that and are too busy with said boyfriends to lend me any support, so I’m here writing about it and getting ready to dive back into my work so I don’t just sit down...
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tan-the-man:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
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“You’re my boyfriend, you’re supposed to care about me!”
“You’re my wife, you’re supposed to love me!”
No, I’m your boyfriend because I care about you and I’m your wife because I love you.
You don’t get married to fall in love, you shouldn’t date to find a someone to care about………but then how does getting set up or...
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if i am dating you, you are the center of my...
Sorry, not true. The earth’s core is the center of my world, and it’s centered around our sun which is centered somewhere out in the Milky Way and that’s as far as my cosmic knlowedge stretches
However,
I will spin with you around all these centers as two beautiful dots until we’re dizzy and fall apart.
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Any manly points I get for the pec bouncing I practice is undone by the Selena Gomez beat they’re dancing to.
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I’m not consoling anyone about Valentine’s Day.
You’re alone because you’re shitty and screwed up.
You’re alone because they are shitty and screwed up.
Be happy that they’re gone and take some time to make yourself less shitty.
In some rare cases you’re alone because while you were two fabulous people you weren’t fabulous for each other. Be...
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I’ve lost tears. I heard something on the radio and it clearly reminded me of my mother, some early stuff she world sing to me from the song “Lightly Like a Rose”….I was as the cemetery taking a walk. It was a beautiful morning. The lilacs were out. The lilies of the valley that my mother lover were out. Everything was really nice, and on the radio was….a jazz piano...
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Note to self: Do not accidentally write “cerbero” in place of “cerebral” on your neuropsychology test today.
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atomicgrandfatherclock asked: If you could have any super power or groups of super powers (that go well together), what would it be?