Why don’t they make porn about guys like you?
Where’s the skinny scruffy passion that’s missing from my own bed, why isn’t it splashed across my glossy screen?
Where’s my bigger guys, rattling the bed frames and pushing up their glasses, going so hard the Lego Death Star falls off their bookshelf?
Where’s the set up where I invite the pizza boy in for a round of Super Smash Bros and a slice, accidentally spilling ranch dressing on his shirt so he just has to take it off?
I’m not saying as I want to go as far as Obi-UNF Kenobi screaming “Use your fist, Luke” but you know some Spider-Man kisses before some 69ing would be swell.
Scenes of open books and open legs, followed by an open tub of ice cream.
I think geeks are hot. Not super fit, not super suave, not ashamed of their Buffy poster or being imaginative with their Sonic Screwdrivers. Gay geek porn would be awesome.
